Burnt

Clearly, i'm hoping nobody gets burnt in any sense of the word today

However, here's a list of things we wish we could have burnt since getting the keys:-

All of the back bar

Every random shelf (of which there were like 50)

The huge coffee station

The Godfather seat

All the rest of the fixed seating

All of the weird cupboard doors on the stairwell

The oversized table and chairs in downstairs room

Instead our take away rubbish bill is almost £3,000!